STP LUAU

[Branflakes]

*watches Ski face-off with the chicken*

*realizes she sees Ski naked*

Oh god, I need another drink... [img]graemlins/martini.gif[/img]

or 2... [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/beer.gif[/img]

[Ersby]

*walks in wearing a thong*

Hawaiian has the shortest alphabet of any language. Only 14 letters.

*realises everyones staring at him*

What? Didn't you know that? You all look really surprised.

[Branflakes]

*looks at Ersby*

I'm too gay for all this male nakedness...

*dunks head in keg*

[Shadowcat]

*walks in with sunglasses, a hawaiian short, and cargo shorts on*

Woohoo! PARTY!

*hands Bran some dark sunglasses*
They help block out the things you don't want to see.

[Branflakes]

*pulls head out of keg*

Whew, thanks. It was getting hard to breathe in there.

*looks around, AWAY from naked Ski*

So, when do we eat?

[Chaos Butterfly]

*points the way to a food laden table*

Dinner is served...for everyone wearing more than 10cm of material. [img]wink.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img] NO Ski a bandana and a chicken are not counted as items of clothing.

*looks dubiously at Ersby* [img]graemlins/thinking.gif[/img]

*hands him a grass skirt*

[Ersby]

*puts on grass skirt*

Thanks.

*takes a drink of beer from the keg, pulls a hair from his glass*

Hmm, hairy beer. I think we may have just discovered the next craze to sweep the nation.

*takes a swig*

This tastes great. Bran, what shampoo do you use?

[Ski]

*punts the chicken, grabs a towel*

uuuuuuuummmm beeeeeeer.

[Branflakes]

I use Miss Clarol Herbal Essense. Doubles as an appetizer in a pinch.

*ducks as a chicken goes flying through the air*

Ski, please watch where you punt chickens. Someone could lose an eye.

[Ski]

*From the keg area*

SORRY BRAN!! EEP! my towel is falling off....hold my beer.